Dad: So we can either eat at Fuddruckers... or we could get room service at the hotel and watch a movie ( Read more... )

This comic is the story of my life.

So I was bored and felt like procrastinating, so I started going through some of my homework assignments that I still had on my computer from like 8th grade. (Yes, I am a loser.) I found this one French project on my family that I had to do and it was so funny how far I've come and how much I've learned in 3 years. But the funniest part of it all ( Read more... )

so today I wore my threadless shirt that I got for christmas! it reads as follows:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

hahaha! funny, right? I love it.

well during math class, my teacher was coming around and checking hw. when he got to me, he didn't check my hw, but stopped and stared at my shirt...

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Today I was walking home from school along Westmoreland. I was carrying the carnation Jackie sent to me, but my hands were really cold, so I stuck the flower and my hands in my pockets. I looked up and saw this really nice black sports car pull out of a sidestreet a block ahead of me, coming my way. When it reaches me it starts to slow down. I'm ( Read more... )

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best thing I've seen all week haha click "back to voting" at the bottom to see a ton more hahaha. I love internet humor... so stupid, and yet so funny.

So my dad was in Boston this week for work, and on Halloween he sent me this email. The subject was "BOO!!!" and the first sentence in the body of the email was "I hope I didn't scare you too much."

Yep... definitely related.

omfg I am going to have so much fun with this physics project. Tim and Kitson, if you just let them talk to each other, will have the absolute stupidest conversations ever.

For example, Tim was saying how we should throw something really heavy and Kit was like, "You would need an insanely heavy counterweight. Like a black hole... except one that ( Read more... )

Yesterday we saw the cutest little girl ever at Ichiban and Kaitlyn was all squeeing and saying "I want one!!" then we were all joking around about how her biological clock is ticking, how short their kids would be, etc, when Calvin says really loudly, "HAHAHA hey Kit, if you get her pregnant, you'll really have to stay with her!" OMG... so ( Read more... )